Gabriel Garcia Marquez Fan Prints

Love in the Time of Social Distancing

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Margarita

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Musical Note Nail

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Megan Anna Rapinoe

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"He loves me!"

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

'It's been taken care of.'

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"I celebrate valentine's gastronomically."

José Mourinho

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

Fernando Torres

Vinnie doesn't appreciate homework on the weekend.

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

El Catador.

"So, is there a Mrs Reaper?"

'Whadya think Don Luigi you gonna make me an offer for Greece?'

Life Support and Death

Karim Benzema

Don Quixote Video Game

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"