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Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Pet a Puppy

Blog Breakdown

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Watchdog

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Descartes' dog.

School of Fish

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

"I promise. No animals were harmed in the making of your slippers."

Um, on second thought, I'm pretty sure it's your turn to cut the cat's claws.

'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'

'Cotter, you're a genius at fuzzy math.'

Avoiding Housework 'How to skive'

"Your room has been comped."

"I bought this old steering wheel cover from Ralphie for only $3! I bet my dad will think it's cool!"

Knowing your place