Futuristic Flirters T-Shirts

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Pucker up!

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"You had me at sextile moon."

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

'Physicists talking dirty'

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

"Suddenly you're keen to join the tennis club."

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

Dating computers.

"I was only flirting to get..."

"That's why, I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

"I always knew you had the hots for me."