Futuristic Flirters T-Shirts

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Pucker up!

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"Did you hear that, Dave? She just told me to drop dead!"

"You had me at sextile moon."

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

'Physicists talking dirty'

"I was only flirting to get..."

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

"I always knew you had the hots for me."

Dating computers.

"Suddenly you're keen to join the tennis club."

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

"That's why, I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks."