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'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Occu-Pie Mars

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Why bother?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Dr. Roo.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Robot Jogger

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

The worm that churned!

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."