Future-wife-to-be Mugs

Benjamin will be my steady-and-sensible second husband, but Gabe will be my gorgeous-yet-immature first husband.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"They look so young and helpless."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Wedding Fayre

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"So! When's the big day?"

In the club.

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

The Aisle

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Daisy Diaper Service

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Last night of freedom.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'