Future Travel Fan Prints

The autonomous automobile.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Airport

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Futuristic Teenagers.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

On holiday...

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

The successful rubbernecker...

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'