Future Travel Fan Pillows

The autonomous automobile.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Airport

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

The successful rubbernecker...

Taking to the sky...

On holiday...

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'