Future Tooth Fairy Pillows

"You'll probably need dentures. I hear you lose all your baby teeth."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Boy who has been to the dentist

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Cheap Dentistry

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Veterinary Dentist.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'