Future Supervillains Mugs

What super-villains get their kids for Christmas.

Scarpia from Tosca

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

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"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Caped Character

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Fridays For Future

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."