Future Science Gifts

"You couldn't make it up! The first humans to travel faster than the speed of light... and there's nothing to see!"

"Welcome to the future"

Jr. cloning kit

Crap from the future.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Baby Scientist

Totalitarian Humour

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Plasma Ball

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Budgetmageddon

New Year 2020

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.