Future Savant Pillows

Fortune teller buying the 'soup of tomorrow'.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bullseye!

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Decision Making Block

Nuclear generation of energy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Reuse it or lose it.

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I say we try it.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

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