"What an excellent list - have you considered a career as a journalist?"
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Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?
"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"
"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"
"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."
"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."
Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."
"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."
"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."
"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"
'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'
"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
'I need both hands for steering.'
'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.'
'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'
Amateur Palmist
"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"
'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'
'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'
Whatever Happened to Basic Standards at Newspapers?
"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."
Panama Papers Scandal
CIA Espionage
'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)
'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'
Wow. You're amazing!
'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'
"...there's not a single shareholder...who will be able to understand any part of it!"
Palm Reader...
Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever
Good report, Morton, work on it a little more until it sounds like one of mine.
Newscorp hacks into itself.
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