Future-ready Teacher Pillows

Elderly looking children on signpost -'They grow up fast around here.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! -- they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Once upon a time vs. today

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'