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'Today, you enter the real world about which you've heard so many horror stories.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

A child runs an equity stand.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

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