Future Professional Prints

'Today, you enter the real world about which you've heard so many horror stories.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

A child runs an equity stand.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Loyalty Award