Future-pawcasting Feline Prints

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

Cat scratch fever

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Cat's Pajamas

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

When the cat's away, the mice will play.

"Favorable meow"

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

"That cat is feral, but I am making progress with him. He won't let me touch him, but he is texting me."

Feeling on top of the world.

'I like the touch screen, but I miss playing with the mouse.'

Cat sees a mouse attached to a computer on a table and jumps on it.

"Oh, I don't like music really, but I want to learn to play the piano to become an internet celebrity..."

"This virtual cat is just the real thing. The default setting is, 'Ignore'."

Outdoor Cats