Tech-savvy Feline Friend Prints

Cat typing 'Meow'.

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Online Dog Dating

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

The next logical step in invisible fence technology.

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