"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"
Future Parent Ponderers Mugs
Celebrate the journey to parenthood with mugs that capture the humor and hopes of future parent ponderers. Perfect for morning coffee and big dreams.
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."
"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
TAP TAP TAP TAP
"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
"Congratulations. It's a chick."
Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
'When do they learn to stand upright?'
"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Baby, baby maker
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."
Biological Alarm Clock.
"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."
"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
"It's perfect for starting a family."
"It's a Facebook Friend Request."
"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"
Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'
"Seventy-seven. How about yours."
"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."
Three Parent Baby
Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.
'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'
'My kids don't understand me.'
"It gets easier the second time."
'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'
Future Parent Ponderers Mugs Collection
Future Parent Ponderers Pillows
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Future Parent Ponderers Prints
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Future Parent Ponderers T-Shirts
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