Future Parent Planners Mugs

Start their day with a laugh and a little motivation. Our mugs for future parent planners feature witty, heartfelt designs to keep their spirits high during busy times.

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The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm the one with his head in a pelvic vice!'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm the one with his head in a pelvic vice!' mockup

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm the one with his head in a pelvic vice!'

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"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week." mockup

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

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Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?" mockup

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

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'We will need a hi-chair, a car seat, a crib, a play pen and a dressing table.'

'We will need a hi-chair, a car seat, a crib, a play pen and a dressing table.' mockup

'We will need a hi-chair, a car seat, a crib, a play pen and a dressing table.'

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'He may look healthy on the outside, but he's clearly suffering from Attention deficit disorder.'

'He may look healthy on the outside, but he's clearly suffering from Attention deficit disorder.' mockup

'He may look healthy on the outside, but he's clearly suffering from Attention deficit disorder.'

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Are we there yet?

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'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.' mockup

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

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Pipe Dream.

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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"Honey, you're spoiling that child." mockup

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

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"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory." mockup

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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TAP TAP TAP TAP

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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him. mockup

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

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"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?" mockup

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

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"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework." mockup

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

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"Three more years of high school." mockup

"Three more years of high school."

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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?" mockup

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

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"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade." mockup

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

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"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket." mockup

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

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'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.' mockup

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

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"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible." mockup

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

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'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...' mockup

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

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'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!' mockup

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

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No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

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Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice. mockup

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

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We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt. mockup

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

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"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes." mockup

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

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Grounded

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'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.' mockup

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

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"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!" mockup

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

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'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.' mockup

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

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Saving for College.

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'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.' mockup

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

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"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?" mockup

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

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Future Parent Planners Mugs Collection

Future Parent Planners Pillows

Browse cozy pillows that bring humor and warmth to any space, celebrating the upcoming adventure of parenthood.

Future Parent Planners Prints

Explore adorable prints that add love and personality to nursery or planning areas, inspired by the journey of becoming a parent.

Future Parent Planners T-Shirts

Find hilarious and heartfelt t-shirts for the future parent in your life—ideal for celebrating new beginnings with style.