Future-minded Dads Mugs

Maternity. Which one is yours?

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Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

The modern generation!

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Dad, can you read?"

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

We decided that a puppy would be good practice before having a baby.

At the modern antenatal class.

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

L'il Buckaroo.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

We ARE playing catch.

Rise of the Drones

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

"I can't imagine bringing a child into the current art world."

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"Dad bods are so in right now."

'Yep. There it is. It's definitely a boy.'