Digital Age Dads Mugs

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

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'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

At the modern antenatal class.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"Sometimes I think I have the best kids in the world. But maybe I should google it just make sure."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

Maternity. Which one is yours?

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

We ARE playing catch.