Future Insider Prints

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Paw readings

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

DACA

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'