Future Inquisitor Mugs

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Archival Warfare

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Ill next Thursday

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nostradamus.

"This is not good at all!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Fingerprint Show

You will go on a trip.

Jobbik Party.

Two men converse secretively

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

Early psychics.

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'All signs point to yes.'

Businessman pops child's Earth balloon with cigarette.

'Why do they plastic - wrap coconuts?'

"Sorry, your watch is permanently one hour fast...how about moving to France....?"

"Just practicing for my teens."