Future In-law Navigator Prints

'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Between Offices

This is forever... till death do us part...

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"OK, now what?"

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Doubt or Certainy

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

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