Future Giant T-Shirts

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Lemonade Inc.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Olympic Climate

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

The Personal ATM

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'It's Blurred.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

DACA

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'