Future-gazing Friend Mugs

Robot lady with robot dog

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

North Pole

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mac OS 20

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Paw readings

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Olympic Climate

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'It's Blurred.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Underwater on the Car

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

New World Order

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'