Future Formula One Racers Pillows

Dad, for successful Formula One drivers, it's necessary to have enough space for commercial batches!

"I need to tinkle."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

Formula One

Micheal Schumacher.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.