Formula One Driver Pillows

speed limit 200

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Team Leader

"I need to tinkle."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Under pressure.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Birthday Racing Car

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'