Future Flipper Prints

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

The first animation.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

Swimmer

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

For Sale/Price Reduced.

"But, you guys literally just said you'd die for one."

'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'

"Oh them, They're contrarians."