Future Fish Ceo Pillows

Bypass the Falls

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"He's a keeper!"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Sole traders

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'Yes, I am looking for an ambitious person and no,I don't have any plans to retire in the near future.'

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'