Fishy Business Lover Pillows

Fish Thieves

'Here Sid, and make it look like an accident.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

Office temperature.

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Steroids.'

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

"Don't worry, son. Daddy's not even on the bus, let alone the next to be thrown under it."

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'He finds it easier to fire people this way.'

"It's agreed. I'll try to get the best of you and you'll try to get the best of me."

'It certainly didn't take Charlie very long after his promotion to grow an impressive set of claws, did it?'

'Excellent presentation Wilson.'

'...I mean on the one hand you have a set of avaricious money and status obsessed paper shuffler...'

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"This is hand speaking. Would you like to slap a message into him?"

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

"That was quite a presentation you made at today's meeting, Larry. In fact, there were moments when you came perilously close to actually making a point!"

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'How did you know I was in? My secretary told you I was out.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"