Future Econovator Gifts

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

The United States' economy deflating.

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

"No, not that button!"

"I feel all tingly."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Hi. We're from the future."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"I am fully functional again!"

The Future

'Who knew this whole capitalist system was a bubble!'

'If there's going to be a double dip, who's joining me in the pub?'

Helms Burton Title III

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Dow Jones

Climate Change Contingency House

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"A few more light-years?!! That's what you said 15 minutes ago, Dad!"

Squeeze on Public Spending.