Future College Grad T-Shirts

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."