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"He's going to make a great managing director one day."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."