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Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

Businessmen's Dreams

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"He's going to make a great managing director one day."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

"I shall choose to be happy."

Donald Trump

'The rich are very different from me and you, my friend.'

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'