Future Captain Prints

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

Football Fans

Yearbook

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Children playing football.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Football Skills

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Cheerleaders

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

More jets.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

A Born Politician

"It's your turn, kid."