Future Captain Prints

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

Football Fans

Yearbook

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Children playing football.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Football Skills

Cheerleaders

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

More jets.

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'