Future Biker Mugs

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'Maybe next year, Santa will bring the wheels.'

Exercising

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Taking to the sky...

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Bike powered computer.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I want to be a Jockey."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.