Future Baller Mugs

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Take a bow!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Bow

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

Before and After Tattoos.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'