Fussy Eating Gifts

"Where do you draw the line?"

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'How is the water prepared?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"