Fussy Eaters' Coach Pillows

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'How is the water prepared?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"Please mum, please!"

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"