Fusion Fanatics T-Shirts

Nuclear fusion reactor

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Giant Monster in Bath

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Medieval King

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Tangled facing dog...

Adam Smith

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Harry Sotter

Mermaid and old sailor

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Musical Mestizo.

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.