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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Now you can send it."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

Elevator Music

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."