Fury In Foliage Gifts

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Remember, fall is just one of many reasons you shouldn't leave your mother to go live in California."

Autumn is my favorite season.

"Here's Pollen!"

You guys are losers! You sleep through the entire winter. You don't see a snowfall, experience the holiday season, or get to watch the Super Bowl! Don't listen to him. He envies us because people travel hundreds of miles to see the spectacular colorful show we put on every fall. He's just a jealous coniferous tree. All he can do is try to needle us!

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'Oh dear.'

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

Autumn

The phrase "pushing the envelope" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." He was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can only be described by saying Ernie is not able to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper cut!

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Leaf duel.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

The Art Gallery

Tsunami

"Me TREE TOAD!"

'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.'

Happy Mother's Day

Gardening Duel.