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'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Pets

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."