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'Next time you drive!'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'He's barking mad!'

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

Pet Hobbies

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"God, they're needy."

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Gee, thanks

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"