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'Next time you drive!'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Radiator jazz player

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

'He's barking mad!'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

Pet Hobbies

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"God, they're needy."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'