Furry Co-counsel Fan Pillows

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

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Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'