Furry Bed Warmer T-Shirts

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Feathered frenzy

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Spring Training

Half asleep.

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"Can I join you until spring?"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

Death warmed up.

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'