Furry Audiophiles Pillows

"Wow, do you think his singing would be bearable if we only had human hearing?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

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'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Animal Band.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dog on a harp

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Catsuit

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Cat and Dog Fights.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"The meaning of life is cats."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"HOWL!"

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Fur'niture

'We double-dog dare you.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"God, they're needy."

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'Can we have a bit less exuberance?'