Furniture Relocation Fanatics Pillows

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Ikea for Hippies

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Desk sale

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."