Furniture Relocation Fanatics Mugs

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Den Furniture

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Ikea for Hippies

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

Desk sale

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."